YO LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HUSBANDS AND WIVES B.
YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOUR BITCH/NIGGA ALL THE TIME 24/7 B. YOU SUPPOSED TO WANNA SMACK YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS. I DON'T WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT HOW HAPPY YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS AND HOW EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD AND NIGGAS IS SITTIN WATCHIN MOVIES YOU BOTH LOVE EATIN NESTLE FLIPZ AND NOT GETTIN FAT AND JUST LOVIN LIFE WHILE YOUR KIDS IS PAINTING MASTERPIECES AND READING ABOVE GRADE LEVEL. THAT'S WASSUP NIGGA WRITE A SCREENPLAY. THAT'S A LIE LIKE "KIM KARDASHIAN DOESN'T LIKE BLACK DICKS" NIGGA. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA COMPROMISE AND WATCH SOME CORNY SHIT WHERE JENNIFER ANISTON FALLS IN LOVE WITH SOME SUCCESFUL WHITE GUY AND MAKES STUPID FACES AND FALLS DOWN, SO THAT YA WIFE WILL WATCH "HUMAN CENTIPEDE" WITH YOU AND NOT THROW UP OR SAY "YOU'RE FUCKIN DISGUSTING".
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THESE "PERFECT" COUPLES GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE B THAT SHIT IS WILD GAY. IF YOU'RE A MAN AND YOUR WIFE HAS NEVER TOLD YOU SOME SARCASTIC SHIT IN A "NIGGA YOU'RE A DICK" TONE THEN THAT BITCH IS SUCKIN WILD BEEFS BEHIND THE SCENES. IF YOU NEVER TOLD YOUR WIFE "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPP" THEN YOU'RE A CLOWN ASS NIGGA AND SHORTY IS RIGHT NOW HOLDING HER ANKLES WHILE SOME NIGGA WITH A DICK 60% BIGGER THAN YOURS IS DOIN DIAMOND PUSHUPS IN SHORTY PUSSY. THAT SHIT IS GOING "FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT..."...YOU UPSET?
OBVIOUSLY IF YOU THROWING HANDS WITH YOUR WIFE THEN THATS NOT POPPIN AND Y'ALL NEED TO BREAK UP, BUT GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE WITH THAT "WE NEVER FIGHT WE DISCUSS THINGS" SHIT NIGGA. THAT'S A LIE OR YOU 15 YURS OL AND THAT DON'T COUNT. MATTERFACT IF YOU UNDER 25 AND DON'T HAVE KIDS YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS BULLSHIT NIGGA, SORRY! SORRY TO EXPLODE YA WHOLE DREAMS NIGGA BUT Y'ALL ARE GONNA BREAK UP OR FORCEMARRY AND GET DIVORCED AND HAVE DRY OVARIES FORESHER OR HAVE KIDS THAT HATE YOUR WHOLE GUTS TO DEATH AND HI FIVE EACHOTHER WHEN THEY PULL THE PLUG ON YOUR LIFINGTON.
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT SITUATION NIGGA CUZ THOSE PERFECT NIGGAS BE THE ONES THAT EXPLODE ONE DAY AND STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH A SCREWDRIVER OVER SOME RED LOBSTER BISCUITS CUZ HE CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE...AND THAT PERFECT BITCH BE THE ONE THAT'S SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET POWERFUCKED IN HER ANAL REGIONS BY THREE LINEMEN FROM THE CAROLINA PANTHERS. ASS TO MOUTH, ANAL GAPING AND ALL THAT NIGGA!! ...I KNOW THAT MADE YOU JUST CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW LIKE "BITCH WHERE YOU AT?!"
SO YEAH B, THINK ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU SAID SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR SISTER IN LAW AND YOUR WIFE WAS LIKE "NIGGA STFU"...IF IT WASN'T WITHIN THE LAST 4 MONTHS THEN GO GET TESTED.
