FUCKIN LIFE STRUGGLES II

THIS NIGGA MUSTACHE IS STRUGGLING, THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE HE GLUED TWO PIPE CLEANERS TO HIS FACIAL.

YO THERE WAS TOO MANY LIFE STRUGGLES FOR ONE POST B. I HAD TO BREAK IT UP. I JUST REALIZED A NIGGA CAN JUST BE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED BY THEY STRUGGLES. DON'T WORRY THINGSAGONNAGET EASIUHHHHH OOOOOHHHH CHIIILE THINGSAGETBRIGHTUUUHHHH AIGHT LEMME STOP...YO LISTEN HERE'S MORE STRUGGLES. THESE ARE SOME OF MY CURRENT STRUGGLES RIGHT NOW.



I'M NOT RICH: IDK WHY I'M NOT RICH RIGHT NOW. I BEEN WRITIN THIS BLOG FOR A FUCKIN YEAR I THINK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I'M NOT RICH B. THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY KINDA DISGUSTING CUZ THIS FUCKIN BITCH ASS NIGGA PEREZ HILTON WRITES ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS GETTING AN ARMPIT TATTOO AND THE SHIT GETS 87 TRILLION HITS IN ONE SECOND SO THAT FAT GAY NIGGA CAN USE HIS MONEY FOR EVIL AND BUY UNLIMITED HAIR DYE AND SUCK WILD DICKS CUZ HE'S OD PAID. I WOULD USE MY MONEY FOR GOOD LIKE I WOULD THROW THANK YOU PARTIES FOR NIGGAS MAKIN ME RICH AND I WOULD BUY CARS AND SHIT THAT'S HOT AND PUT UP TWITPICS SO NIGGAS CAN BE LIKE "I CAN MAKE IT!" EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T THOUGH. YOU WILL NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF KANYE'S DICK ON MY BLOG MY G I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT BUT THERE IS STRAIGHT KNOWLEDGE AND LAUGHTER ON MY SHIT B. AND YET I'M STILL BROKE SO BASICALLY KNOWLEDGE & LAUGHTER IS BULLSHIT AND A PICTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWIN A RAIL UP HER NASAL AT A BAR IS WHATS POPPIN IN THE STREETS? FUCK YOU AMERICA, YOU'RE A FUCKIN CORNBALL. AND FUCK PEREZ HILTON B CUZ HE'S RICH AND I'M NOT. ALSO IF YOU RICH WHY YOU STILL FAT NIGGA? YOU GOT STRUGGLES YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT? START SUCKIN LOW FAT DICKS NIGGA...THAT'S MY ADVICE.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT FOR MY STRUGGLES. I'M TRYNA HAVE MY KIDS PLAY EVERY SPORT SO AT LEAST ONE OF THEM CATCH ON AND I CAN CASH IN. THAT'S GONNA BE A WHILE THOUGH SO MEANTIME I NEED A RICH NIGGA TO READ THIS BLOG AND JUST GIMME A STIPEND TO KEEP WRITING. AND BY STIPEND I MEAN LIKE 200G A YEAR, THAT WOULD BE WASSUP. YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKED UP? THERE'S MUTHAFUCKAS OUT THERE THAT COULD AFFORD TO GIVE ME 200G'S A YEAR NO FUCKIN PROBLEM. BUT THEY NOT DOIN IT, THAT'S THE FUCKED UP PART. WHATEVER THOUGH WHO CARES B FUCK THIS BLOG SHIT I QUIT...HERE'S SOME STRUGGLES.

FRIENDSHIP STRUGGLES: YO SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS DON'T GOT ANY FRIENDS! THAT'S A STRUGGLE. YOU CAN'T EVEN REALLY DO SHIT WITHOUT FRIENDS B. IMAGINE ALL THE SHIT YOU DO WITH YOUR HOMIES THAT'S WILD FUN AND ENTERTAINING AND SHIT. NOW IMAGINE DOIN IT DOLO. SHIT SUCKS RIGHT? IMAGINE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND STANDING AROUND DOLO? WHO DOES THAT? A ILL LOSER NIGGA THAT'S WHO. IF YOU WERE STANDING AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF YOUR NIGGAS SMOKIN A BLUNT THEN THAT'S POPPIN. WELL HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS. FIRST OF ALL YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE A RAPIST. IF YOU LOOK LIKE A SICK CRAZY NIGGA THAT RAPES GRANDMAS THEN NOBODY IS GONNA WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND B. NOT EVEN RAPISTS WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH OTHER RAPISTS CUZ THEN THEY CANT G OFF AND RAPE PEOPLE CUZ THE RAPE VIBES ARE TOO HEAVY WHEN YOU GOT TWO OR MORE RAPISTS IN A CLIQUE. SECONDLY YOU GOTTA TALK TO PEOPLE BUT DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. IF YOU INITIATE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEY JUST GIVE YOU ONE WORD ANSWERS AND AIN'T LOOKING AT YOU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...YOU LOOKIN LIKE AN ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW LAUGHING BY YASELF WHILE THIS OTHER PERSON IS COMPOSING A TWEET RIGHT NOW THAT SAYS "FUCKIN WEIRD NIGGA TALKIN TO ME RIGHT NOW -___- #GTFOH" THIRDINGLY GO TO PLACES WHERE PEOPLE DO WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU A LITTLE BABYCHEST FRAIL WHITE NIGGA THAT LIKES ANIMAL COLLECTIVE AND 1960 SCIENTIST GLASSES THEN YOU COULD GO TO A BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG WITH SOME COCAINE AND TALK ABOUT "RECORDS" TO NIGGAS UNTIL SOMEONE BITES. IF YOU LIKE BOWLING GO TO A BOWLING ALLEY, BASKETBALL GO TO A COURT, VIRGINITY GO TO A VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT, ETC ETC. ALSO YOU GOTTA NOT BE FUCKIN CORNY.


FOOD STRUGGLES: YO IF YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN TO EAT THEN YOU NEED TO GET THAT EBT SHIT POPPIN. IF YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR EBT STATUS BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GET FOOD CUZ YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT OR SPEND ALL YA MONEY ON WEED & BEERS THEN YOU GOTTA START CHILLIN IN NIGGAS CRIBS TILL ITS DINNERTIME OR JUST BEING A LAMBON (PRONOUNCED "LOMM-BONE" MORE DOMINICAN SLANG, IT MEANS A NIGGA WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO ROCK ON YOUR SHIT FOOD, BLUNTS, BITCHES, CARS, ANYTHING...THIRST IN ANY FORMAT CAN CAUSE A NIGGA TO BE LABELED A LAMBON) IN GENERAL B. IF YOU HUNGRY YOU CAN'T HAVE PRIDE NIGGA YOU GOTTA SWALLOW YA PRIDE ("MY PRIDE AINT EDIBLE!" 5PTS IF YOU GOT THAT BEFORE CLICKIN THE LINK)...BASICALLY GOING TO NIGGAS CRIBS AND JUST CHILLIN AND BEING MAD NONCHALANT WIT IT LIKE "YO YOU GOT SOMETHIN I COULD GRUB ON REAL QUICK I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT B" MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HUNGRY CUZ YOU'RE BUSY NOT CUZ YOU'RE A BUM ASS NIGGA, YOU FUCKIN BUM ASS NIGGA. ALSO, RACK FOOD, DUH. SUPERMARKETS ARE OD WRECK MOST OF THE TIME. JUST DON'T GO IN THERE AND TRY TO THROW A RACK OF RIBS DOWN THE LEG B THAT'S JUST ASKIN TO GET KNOCKED AND PUT ON THAT LITTLE BULLETIN BOARD THAT NIGGAS PUT UP THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE ILL HOMELESS SHELTER BUM NIGGA. THAT SHIT IS WILD EMBARASSING ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT IN YOUR OWN HOOD CUZ THEN NIGGAS SEE YOU STANDIN THERE WITH THE ILL HUNGER ON YOUR FACIAL HOLDIN UP 2 CUPS OF RAMEN AND A HUGE ASS STEAK. (RAMEN & STEAK NIGGA FOR REAL?)...ALSO YOU COULD DATE A FAT BITCH AND THEN DEAD HER WHEN YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. FAT BITCHES ALWAYS GOT FOOD AND FUCKIN A FAT BITCH WHO PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HAITIAN SLAVE ARMPITS EVERY NIGHT IS A GREAT MOTIVATOR TO GET YOUR FINANCES/LIFE IN ORDER.


CHILDREN STRUGGLES: FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GOT KIDS THAT'S LITTLE AND THEY WILD OUT AROUND THE HOUSE AND DO FUCKED UP SHIT AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE...YOU GOTTA WHIP THEY ASS. I KNOW ITS 2011 AND ACS WILL TAKE THOSE NIGGAS BUT YOU STILL GOTTA WHIP THEY ASS. NIGGA I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WILL FLINCH IF MY POPS PUTS HIS HAND UP. YOU NEED TO INSTILL THAT ETERNAL FEAR & RESPECT IN YOUR KIDS B OR ELSE THEY GROW UP AND BECOME JUNKIES AND COME TO YOUR CRIB ON SOME WILD SHIT AND WHEN YOU CALL THEM OUT ON IT THEY BE LIKE "FUCK YOU MOM!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH MOM!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU WHORE!!!"...THAT'S THAT BALLSY WHITE KID SHIT KIDS DO WHEN YOU AIN'T WHIP THEY ASS. I GUARANTEE MY KIDS WILL NOT COME THROUGH ON SOME FUNNY FUCKNIGGA PARTYBOY SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW DADDY WILL PUT THE MAMBO ON YOUR FUCKIN ASS NIGGA. LIKE THEY TELL EACHOTHER THAT "DADDY WILL PUT THE MAMBO AND SAZON ON YA FUCKIN ASS IF YOU DONT CHILL B" YOU GOTTA PERFECT THE LASER EYES AND THE ONE WORD SCOLDING. THIS WILL KEEP YOU IN THE REALM OF WHIPPIN ASS AND NOT INTO CHILD ABUSE. YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK YA SONS ARM B...AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BURN NIGGAS WITH CIGGARETTES AND ALL THAT OTHER WILD LAW&ORDER SVU SHIT. THIS AIN'T GUANTANAMO BAY B, RELAX. THE NIGGA DIDN'T DETONATE A CARBOMB IN TIMES SQUARE, HE JUST FORGOT HIS HOMEWORK. SO ADMINISTER ASS WHIPPINGS WHEN NECESSARY BUT IF YOU GOT THE LASER EYES AND THE ONE WORD SCOLDING THEN YOU SHOULD ONLY REALLY HAVE TO WHIP YA KIDS ASS LIKE ONCE EVERY 5 MONTHS. THE LASER EYES IS WHEN YOU JUST PUT ON YA MEANMUG AND STARE AT YOUR KID LIKE YOU WANNA FIGHT HIM. THE ONE WORD SCOLDING IS WHEN YOU JUST SAY "STOP" OR "NO" OR "PABLO..." IN A TONE THAT IMPLIES "IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN CHILL OUT RIGHT FUCKIN NOW I WILL SMACK YOUR FACIAL ONTO YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT HERE IN TOYS'R'US LITTLE NIGGA"...THAT SHIT USUALLY WORKS AND IF IT DON'T THEN COMBINE IT WITH THE LASER EYE. THAT SHIT WORKS 85% OF THE TIME. FOR THE 15% IT DON'T WORK YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE A NIGGA A QUICK SMACK AND FINGER POINT IN PUBLIC. THAT SHIT IS WILD EMBARRASSING TRUST ME HE WILL CHILL. AN ASS WHIPPING SHOULD NEVER LAST MORE THAN 15 SECONDS THOUGH CUZ THEN YOU JUST AN ASSHOLE THAT LIKES BEATIN UP HIS KIDS. IT AIN'T HIS FAULT YOUR DICK DON'T WORK ANYMORE AND YOUR WIFE IS FUCKIN SOME NIGGA NAMED JULIO JONES. TAKE IT EASY.


YO THAT'S 3 MORE BASIC STRUGGLES. IMA KEEP DOING LIFE STRUGGLE ADVICE AS IT COMES TO ME B. OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT OR EMAIL ME (AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM) OR HIT ME ON THE TWITTER (@THEKIDMERO) ENJOY YASELF B ITS SUMMERTIME BEACHES BOUT TO BE OPEN, SO BITCHES BOUT TO BE OPEN HAAANNNNHHHHH!!!