RAPPERS THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT I JUST LISTENED TO AND ARE ASS.

KEEP IN MIND I NEVER REALLY HEARD THESE NIGGAS THOROUGHLY. MAYBE THEY AIN'T ASS AND I HAVENT HEARD ENOUGH OF THEY MUSIC BUT WHAT I HEARD WAS ASSCHEEKS SOUFLE SEASONED WITH WACKSHIT BULLION CUBES. FUCK THIS BLOG SHIT THOUGH I'M STILL BROKE. IF I GET RICH I'LL LET Y'ALL KNOW BUT IN THE MEANTIME I'M BROKE B I JUST ATE A POPTART FOR LUNCH/DINNER B NIGGAS DON'T UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE I MIGHT DO A POST ABOUT MY STRUGGLES SO Y'ALL COULD UNDERSTAND.

PLEASE NOTE: ONLY WHITE RAPPERS DO THIS POSE

AESOP ROCK: YO I LISTENED TO THIS NIGGA CUZ HE'S ONE OF THOSE NIGGAS WHO I FEEL LIKE I'VE HEARD HIS NAME AND THEN I SEEN THE NIGGA ON TWITTER. SO I WAS LIKE LEMME HEAR THIS NIGGA. I YOUTUBED THE NIGGA AND SAW A SONG CALLED "FAST CARS" AND THE SHIT REMINDED ME OF "FAST LIFE" WITH G RAP AND NAS...WOW...THIS NIGGA IS TREMENDOUSLY ASS B! THIS NIGGA WAS MUMBLING SOME SHIT ABOUT SOME SHIT, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE NIGGA WAS SAYING CUZ HE WAS MUMBLING WORSE THAN I DO ON 4 XANAX WITH A WHITE CASTLE BURGER IN MY MOUTH. THIS NIGGA IS DRESSED LIKE A GERMAN ALBANIAN HOMELESS NIGGA IN HIS VIDEO B! THEN OUTTA NOWHERE HE GOT A BLACK DUDE COMIN IN SCREAMIN. I GUESS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COSIGN. THAT NIGGA SUCKS B. NIGGA SAID "FAST CARS DANGER, FIRE & KNIVES!!" OVER & OVER WITH AN INCREASINGLY WHINY "I'M BOUT TO GET RAPED AND I'M SCARED" VOICE B. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE. I HAD AN ASTRONOMY PROFESSOR THAT SOUNDED JUST LIKE THAT NIGGA.

THIS NIGGA HAS PERFECTED THE "REVOLUTIONARY SCOWL" BUT HE'S POSING FOR PICTURES WITH THE SON OF A 60 YEAR OLD WHITE GUY WHO JUST SAID "NIGGER" AND WASN'T KIDDING

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE: I ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS DUDE BUT ONLY EVER HEARD ONE SONG. SO I LISTENED TO "POINT OF NO RETURN"...FIRST OFF I WAS LIKE "THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKIN WACK" CUZ THE BEAT SOUNDED LIKE SOME SHIT RON BROWZ PUT IN THE RECYCLE BIN IN 1998. SO OFF TOP WE GOT SOME FRUITY LOOPS ASS BEAT THEN THIS NIGGA COMES OUT OD HARD WITH SOME BAD BREATH FLOW TALKIN ABOUT SOME TOTAL BUMMER SHIT! NIGGA I NEVER USE THE WORD "BUMMER" BUT THIS NIGGA IS THE ILL TUMBA NOTA. (THAT'S DOMINICAN SLANG FOR "BUZZ KILL") IF I WAS DRIVIN AROUND SMOKIN A BLUNT AND I JUST HEARD THIS, AND THEN THIS FUCKSHIT CAME ON RANDOMLY ON THE IPOD I WOULD THROW MY BLUNT OUT THE WINDOW AND CRASH MY WHIP INTO A DIVIDER. THIS NIGGAS WHOLE FLOW IS SOME "REVOLUTION!" SHIT BUT ITS GAY CUZ I CAN PICTURE THE NIGGA SITTING IN FRONT OF A GIANT CHE POSTER IN HIS WILLIAMSBURG CONDO HITTING A BOWL WRITING THESE RHYMES AND WHISPERING THEM TO HIMSELF AND NODDING AND SHIT. NIGGA GTFOH AND GO PROTEST OR SOME SHIT.

I REMEMBER WRITING AN ENTRY ABOUT A COUSIN I HAVE THAT WATCHES OD ANIME. THIS NIGGA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT. STRIKE 1.

TYLER THE CREATOR: UHHH...THIS NIGGA IS LIKE 16? AND HE DOESN'T DO DRUGS BUT HE RAPS ABOUT DRUGS? I JUST LISTENED TO SOME SHIT THERE I DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT AND I X'D IT OUT BUT THE NIGGA SAID "CUNT" AND "RAPE" AND "RITALIN" AND IS OBVIOUSLY ON SOME SHOCK VALUE EMINEM SHIT. COOOORRRNNNNYYYY!!! THEN I GOOGLE IMAGED THE NIGGA AND HE'S DRESSED LIKE A SKATEBOARDER FROM 1984. THIS IS WHAT YOU LITTLE NIGGAS LISTEN TO? I MIGHT COSIGN THIS NIGGA IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS THE NIGGA IS TRYING TO GROWL ON THE MIC AND SOUND LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER & SHIT. NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE EARL BOYKINS IN VISION STREETWEAR GUY THE RAPE SWAG IS NOT WORKIN FOR YOU. CALM YA PECTORAL MUSCLES DOWN B. IF YOU LITTLE NIGGAS WANNA LISTEN TO SOME SHOCK VALUE SHIT LISTEN TO CHILDREN OF THE CORN OR GRAVEDIGGAZ OR SOME SHIT. THE HYPE MACHINE SURROUNDING THIS NIGGA IS FUCKIN HUGE THOUGH B FOR REAL. WHOEVER THIS NIGGAS MANAGER/PR PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN HOLLA AT ME IM TRYNA GET RICH.