YO I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE SITTIN THERE READIN THIS SHIT IN YOUR FINISHED BASEMENT & SHIT ON YOUR 30 INCH MONITOR WITH ITUNES PLAYIN GUCCI MANE OD LOUD AND YOU BOUT TO HIT A BOWL OF SOME UNDER ARM KUSH AND THEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES AND PLAY XBOX AND EAT 6 BOWLS OF CAP'N CRUNCH. GUESS WHAT NIGGA FUCK YOU I HATE YOU AND I HOPE A PITBULL BITES YOU OD HARD IN YOUR HAND AND EATS YOUR FINGER. CUZ MY LIFE IS A STRUGGLE B. YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY LIFE STRUGGLES B.
MY COMPUTER IS WILD OLD B. I'M WORKIN WITH A POWERBOOKG4 NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MY STRUGGLES? THIS SHIT ONLY HAS LIKE 70GB OF FREE SPACE B I CAN'T EVEN DOWNLOAD P-NO TO THIS SHIT B! I GOTTA STREAM P-NO MY NIGGA MY LIFE IS A FUCKIN STRUGGLE.
NIGGA I ONLY GOT LIKE 20 PAIRS OF SHOES AND SOME OF THEM SHITS IS SCUFFED. SOME OF THEM SHITS DON'T EVEN GOT THE BOXES MY G LIKE THEY JUST SITTIN THERE OUT B EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS. NIGGA I ATE A APPLE AS A SNACK AND NOW ALL I GOT IS THIS OREO CAKESTERS SHIT (SLAMMIN BTW). I HAVE NO BEVERAGE TO EVEN GO WITH THIS SHIT EXCEPT SOME PURIFIED WATER NIGGA NO TYPE OF FLAVOR IN THIS SHIT B ITS JUST WATER. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU STRUGGLED LIKE THAT? NEVER B. RIGHT NOW I ONLY GOT LIKE 3 BARS OF SERVICE ON MY PHONE AND FACEBOOK IS LOADING IN LIKE 4 SECONDS INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY SLIME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "LIKE" SHIT EFFICIENTLY? HERE'S OTHER CATEGORIES OF STRUGGLES.
FAMILY STRUGGLES: NIGGA YOUR MOMS HAS A BOYFRIEND B THAT'S A STRUGGLE CUZ YOU SOMETIMES FUCK UP AND WALK IN THE ROOM AND YOUR MOMS IS SUCKIN SOME NIGGAS DICK B. THAT'S CRAZY B LIKE IF SOME NIGGA TOLD YOU "YOUR MOM SUCKED MY DICK" YOU WOULD WANNA FATALLY INJURE THE NIGGA. BUT THIS NIGGA IS LITERALLY HAVIN YOUR MOM SUCK HIS DICK B. PROCESS THAT STRUGGLE B...WOW. NIGGA IF YOUR SISTER LOOK GOOD THAT'S A STRUGGLE ALSO CUZ NIGGAS WANNA PIPE YOUR SISTER B AND CERTAIN NIGGAS GET TIGHT ABOUT THAT. I KNOW A NIGGA WHO'S SISTER IS LIKE ONE OF THEM SHOW MAGAZINE CHICKS AND NIGGAS IS ALWAYS LIKE "YO I WOULD BLOW SHORTY ASSHOLE OUT"..."YO I WOULD STICK MY DICK IN EVERY HOLE AND NUT ON HER FACE B" ETC ETC AND YOU JUST STANDIN AROUND WITH THE BLUNT LIKE :/ ...WHAT YOU GONNA SAY? "WORD, SHE'S HOT" ??? THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER STRUGGLE NIGGA THAT'S THAT INCEST STRUGGLE. HOW CAN YOU PIPE YOUR SISTER FAM? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS B.
MONEY STRUGGLES: YO IM FUCKIN BROKE B MONEY IS MY MAIN STRUGGLE. I ONLY CAN BUY LIKE ONE PAIR OF SNEAKERS A MONTH AND I BE MAD EXCITED WHEN PEOPLE BUY ME ORGANIC DIAPERS FOR MY SON CUZ THEM SHITS IS EXPENSIVE AND WHEN I PUT ORGANIC PAMPERS ON THE NIGGA HE FEELS LIKE HE CAN ATTRACT WHITE FEMALE INFANTS NAHMEAN LIKE HE GOT A LIL TALKING POINT LIKE "OH WATTUP MA MY PAMPERS IS ORGANIC YOU WANNA GO BREASTFEED WITH ME? I KNOW A GREAT TIT RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER." I HAVEN'T USED CASH FOR ANYTHING BUT DRUGS IN A LONG ASS TIME AND THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO BUY SOME SHIT FOR MY MOMS FOR MOTHERS DAY AND I USED CASH AND I WAS ACTUALLY MAD AT THE CASHIER LIKE "WHY YOU TAKING THESE PAPER SHEETS AWAY FROM ME?" THAT PLASTIC CARD SWIPE MINIMIZES THE STRUGGLE B.
PUSSY STRUGGLES: I HATE TO SOUND GASSED BUT I NEVER REALLY HAD PUSSY STRUGGLES B. I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BE HAVIN THOSE HARD PUSSY STRUGGLES...PUTTIN IN MAD WORK TAKIN BITCHES TO DAVE & BUSTERS AND SITTIN IN THE LITTLE JURASSIC PARK VIDEO GAME CAR TRYNA RUB A TITTY OR SOMETHING AND THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT AFTER THE BITCH IS FULL, DRUNK, AND BEAT YOU AT FUCKIN NBA JAM SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG AND CALL A NIGGA LIKE ME TO COME BLOW HER PUSSY OUT LIKE GUIDO HAIR. MEANWHILE YOU GO HOME AND JERK ILLZ TO YA FAVORITE JENAVEVE JOLIE SCENE. THAT SHIT IS STRUGGLE.COM/DAMNNIGGAYOUSTRUGGLIN...NIGGAS ALSO HAVE THAT PUSSY STRUGGLE LIKE THEY CAN'T EVEN BLOW SOME PUSSY UP B. YO SON, JERK ILLZ BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU GETTIN PUSSY SLIME, BEN STILLER AIN'T LIE. IF YOU BUST THAT MICROWAVE PUSSY STRUGGLE NUT SHORTY IS GONNA BE WILD DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR WHOLE EVERYTHING.
IMA SAVE THE REST OF THE STRUGGLES FOR PART 2. FUCK THIS BLOG SHIT THOUGH THIS SHIT IS COMPOUNDING MY STRUGGLE.
