OH YO GUESS WHAT SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES BROKE UP OH SHIT BIG NEWS. YO I ACTUALLY GET GLAD WHEN I SEE FAMOUS PEOPLE BREAK UP CUZ I LIKE WATCHING RICH NIGGAS BE SAD, YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ I AIN'T RICH. THAT'S WHY. SO FUCK YOU IF YOU RICH (UNLESS YOU WANNA GIVE ME MONEY CUZ IF YOU DO THEN I TAKE IT BACK.)
ANYWAY, YAHOO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT SO OBVIOUSLY 609839874 MILLION TRILLION NIGGAS SAW IT AND CARE. I DON'T CARE, WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS MAKIN MONEY. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A BITCH LIKE EVA LONGORIA TO LET YOU PUT YOUR PP IN HER JOINT. LOOK AT TONY PARKER B, THAT NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A FRENCH MEERKAT B. HOW YOU A NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE AN EARLY PRIMATE NEWBORN SQUIRREL? NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BADGER WITH BABY CHEEKS. YOU CAN'T FUCK THE BITCH FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES LOOKIN LIKE A GAY SUGAR GLIDER WITH A GEORGE MICHAEL BEARD AND BE A MANAGER AT BEST BUY OR SOME OTHER REGULAR ASS SHIT. THAT SHIT IS NOT HAPPENIN.
SO BASICALLY THE SECRET TO FUCKIN FAMOUS BITCHES IS TO BE A WEALTHY MARSUPIAL THAT CAN SHOOT FREE THROWS.
