I really like your relationship outlook and advice. So I have been seeing this guy for a few months. A few years older than me and has a 13 year old and a 4 year old. Listen I'm 23 and I still smoke weed and catch tags, I'm not exactly the model of responsibility. But I really like this guy and he wants me to meet his kids. What do you think?
WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MA, I TOLD MY OTHER HOMEGIRL THE OTHER DAY (AND I APOLOGIZE TO NIGGAS WITH KIDS FOR THIS COCKBLOCK ALTHOUGH I'M NOT REALLY CB'IN YOU'LL SEE LATER) YOU SHOULD NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A NIGGA WITH KIDS (THAT HE SEES AND CARES ABOUT).
GETTIN TOGETHER WITH A NIGGA WITH KIDS IS LIKE BUYING A HOUSE WITH SOMEONE THAT ALREADY OWNS A HOUSE. YEAH NO DOUBT THEY GOIN IN ON THE HOUSE WITH YOU BUT REALLY THEY AIN'T 100% FOCUSED ON Y'ALL HOUSE CUZ THEY GOT THEY OTHER HOUSE TO WORRY ABOUT. SAME SHIT...IF THIS NIGGA HAS KIDS BY ANOTHER BITCH THAT MEANS UNLESS THEY WAS TRAP KIDS (SHE GOT PREGNANT ON PURPOSE TO TRAP THE NIGGA) HE LIKED THE BITCH ENOUGH TO KNOCK HER UP AND SEE IT THROUGH. IF THE NIGGA BOUNCED WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT THEN YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH THE NIGGA CUZ ONLY A DIRTBAG NIGGA WILL BOUNCE ON A PREGNANT BITCH...(UNLESS SHE DID SOME WILD SHIT LIKE GET TRIZZED IN HIS APARTMENT WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT.) SO YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THE BACKSTORY, ASK HIM WHY HE'S NOT WITH HIS BABYMOMS.
ALSO, OLDER NIGGAS ARE THE NIGGAS THAT GET WILD OBSESSED WITH A BITCH. THEY CLOCK IS TICKING AND THEY KNOW THEY AIN'T 25 ANYMORE SO THEY HOLD ON TO BITCHES FOR DEAR LIFE CUZ THE CURVE FOR PUSSY PEAKS FROM 17-30 AND THEN STARTS COMIN DOWN FASTER THAN THE SECOND TOWER. SO IF YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS NIGGA AND THEN WANNA PULL THE PLUG GET READY FOR THE NIGGA TO SIT OUTSIDE YOUR CRIB IN HIS CAR AND TRY TO DO THAT PSYCHO-FRIENDLY TALK TO ANY NEW NIGGAS YOU MAY START FUCKIN WITH...HE'LL EXPLAIN TO THEM HOW YOU'RE A CRAZY BITCH AND THEY SHOULDN'T BE FUCKIN WITH YOU, A SEASONED VETERAN LIKE MYSELF CAN SEE THROUGH THIS AND BE LIKE "ITS OK, THE HEAD IS CRAZY TOO SO I'M AIGHT"...BUT SOME YOUNG NIGGA MIGHT BELIEVE HIM AND GET SCARED OFF.
BASICALLY YOU SHOULD NOT FUCK WITH THIS NIGGA IN ANY SERIOUS FASHION. YOU SHOULD DEFINETLY LET HIM BEAT IF YOU LIKE HIM CUZ I'M THE JOHN STOCKTON OF PUSSY B I WILL NEVER HINDER A NIGGA FROM GETTING ASS... SO IF YOU LIKE THE NIGGA ENOUGH TO FUCK HIM THEN LET HIM SMASH BUT LET HIM KNOW NOT TO CHANGE HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FACEBOOK CUZ YOU JUST WANT PP. ALSO, KIDS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK. ON SOME SINCERE SHIT THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES KIDS NOT ANNOYING IS WHEN THEY'RE YOUR OWN KIDS YOU CAN BE LIKE "I MADE YOU LITTLE NIGGA" AND SOMETIMES THEY DO CUTE THINGS AND THEY COPY YOUR MANNERISMS AND SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU CAN TEACH THEM BAD WORDS AND MAKE THEM SAY IT ON COMMAND SO IT BALANCES OUT WHEN THEY USE KETCHUP TO DRAW PICTURES ON THE COUCH. BUT WHEN THEY AIN'T YOURS AFTER 30 MINUTES YOU WANNA FUCKIN ASSASSINATE THEM. YOU READY TO HAVE A FUCKIN HORNY PRETEEN AND AN ANNOYING TODDLER RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU ON A SATURDAY CUZ HE WANTED YOU TO "MEET HIS KIDS" AKA "BRING THEM EVERYWHERE Y'ALL GO SO HIS LIFE IS EASIER WHEN HE HAS VISITATION."? I DON'T THINK SO. DON'T DO IT TO YOURSELF. YOU GOT THE PUSSY, SO YOU DO THE CHOOSING.
